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Someone please save us, us college kids!
What my parents
told me is what I did
They said go to school and be a college kid
But in the end I questioned why I did
I'm
poor, I'm starving, I'm flat broke
I've got no cash to spend
Sell all my books for front row tickets
To Dave Matthews
band
My girlfriend's at another school, I know this year will test her
I called, found out she had three other
boyfriends last semester
CHORUS:
(And that's why I say)
Oh no, not for me, not for me
Call it torture,
call it university
Arts and crafts is all I need
I'll take calligraphy
And then I'll make a fake degree
80
grand later
I found out that all that I had learned
Is that you should show up to take your finals
And your midterms
The party scene is kinda mean,
I think it's sick and twisted
The navy showed up at my dorm
And claimed
that I enlisted
CHORUS
Don't get excited she'll say "no" without a doubt you see
And I've decided college
girls just won't go out with me
They make me nervous and they always catch me off my guard
Like cell phone service
I drop out cause college is too hard
BRIDGE:
It's time to call my father
Cause it's his alma mater
Good
grades aren't what they seem
I think he knows the dean
It's time to call my father
Cause it's his alma mater
He said he's proud of me
But college always was his dream
And I would always say it's not for me
CHORUS
Someone please save us, us college kids!
What my parents told me is what I did
They said go to school and
be a college kid
But in the end I questioned why I did
(Phi, beta, delta, kappa)
Do what will make you happy,
do what you feel is right
Only but one thing matters: learn how to live your life
Do what will make God happy, do
what you feel is right
Only but one thing matters: learn how to live your life
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